I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot of money. 2. Roll in aforementioned money.

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New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

I really don't believe in New Year Resolutions, although I do agree with the positivity...

I really don't believe in New Year Resolutions, although I do agree with the positivity...

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty...

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty...

The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New...

The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New...

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you...

New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you...

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.

This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.