When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

Quote by Bette Midler

Topics: Bette Midler Quotes

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...