A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

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Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.

Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...

I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a...

The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a...

NBC - no body cares.

NBC - no body cares.

When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray

When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray