This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.

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Good talk saves the food

Good talk saves the food

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?

Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?

The worst vice of the solitary is the worship of his food.

The worst vice of the solitary is the worship of his food.

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not...

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not...

Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?

Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two...

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two...

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...

Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only...

Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only...

Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the...

Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the...

Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop...

Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop...

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.

I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.

Man is born to eat

Man is born to eat

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Food - taken to support life Wine - taken to enrichen life Food and Wine...

Food - taken to support life Wine - taken to enrichen life Food and Wine...

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Learn to live in this world with self-respect. You should always cherish some ambition of...

Learn to live in this world with self-respect. You should always cherish some ambition of...

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...