All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

Quote by Frank Zappa

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Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

My advice to any diplomat who wants to have a good press is to have...

My advice to any diplomat who wants to have a good press is to have...

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give...

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give...

Don't tell someone you miss them unless you're willing to put in the effort to...

Don't tell someone you miss them unless you're willing to put in the effort to...