You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer

Quote by Frank Zappa

Topics: Country Quotes, Society Quotes

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

Music is always a commentary on society.

Music is always a commentary on society.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...