You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer

Quote by Frank Zappa

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Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two...

It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two...

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some...

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some...