That awkward moment when a package says 'Easy open' but you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber trying to open it.

Topics: Silly Quotes, Struggle Quotes

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's...

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's...

If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up...

If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up...

Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of...

Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of...

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to...

Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to...

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden....

Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden....

I'm moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish, like Mr. Krabs. A bit dumb, like Patrick. But...

I'm moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish, like Mr. Krabs. A bit dumb, like Patrick. But...

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure...

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure...

The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the...

The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug...

When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug...

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent...

Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent...

Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from...

Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from...

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.

To have striven, to have made the effort, to have been true to certain ideals...

To have striven, to have made the effort, to have been true to certain ideals...

Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.

Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.