That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

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Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do...

Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do...

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...

When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.

Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.

I hate when people act a different way when they get around certain people.

I hate when people act a different way when they get around certain people.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up.

Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up.

We live in a world built on promises, constructed by liars.

We live in a world built on promises, constructed by liars.

Movies are so rarely great art that if we cannot appreciate great trash we have...

Movies are so rarely great art that if we cannot appreciate great trash we have...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.