Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Getting in the shower and letting the water run down your arms so it looks like you're shooting water out of your fingertips.
Topics:
Facebook Status Quotes
Related Quotes
Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will...
'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.
That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...
There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.
Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background...
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...
That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take...
They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...
The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...
I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...
When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...
Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.
5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect...
Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your...
That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...
Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
