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Quote by Ned Flanders

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Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these...

Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these...

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son...

Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.

Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.

Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?

Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.