I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.

What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I have a lot of vanity.

I have a lot of vanity.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success....

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success....

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability...

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability...

I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare...

I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare...

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.