People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

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I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success....

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success....

I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look...

I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look...

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get.

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is...

When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is...

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to...

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

I'm not hard to get along with.

I'm not hard to get along with.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

Language is memory and metaphor.

Language is memory and metaphor.

Metaphor is embodied in language.

Metaphor is embodied in language.

The fatal metaphor of progress, which means leaving things behind us, has utterly obscured the...

The fatal metaphor of progress, which means leaving things behind us, has utterly obscured the...