People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

Topics: Metaphor Quotes

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or...

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or...

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

I'm not hard to get along with.

I'm not hard to get along with.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I...

Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I...

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get.

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get.

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking...

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking...

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is...

When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is...

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an...

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an...

Just let the wardrobe do the acting.

Just let the wardrobe do the acting.

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...

Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.

Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.