Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

Quote by Jack Handy

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If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into...

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It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes,...

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people,...

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people,...

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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I...

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To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you...

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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because,...

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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because...

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I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran...

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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people,...

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again,...

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again,...

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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and...

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I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black...

And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around...

And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around...

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I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck,...

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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it,...

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And...

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Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...

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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell...

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The weakest among us has a gift, however seemingly trivial, which is peculiar to him,...

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There's a basic human weakness inherent in all people which tempts them to want what...