I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's playboy bush or anything,…

Quote by Hank Moody

Topics: Californication Quotes

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good...

Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

I love women. I have all their albums.

I love women. I have all their albums.

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.

Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up...

All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up...