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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
#Dreams
Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past...
#Age
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#Funny
And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a...
#Age
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#Funny
One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item...
#Funny
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#Happiness
Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
#Death
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#Funny
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages
#Dreams
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
#Terry Pratchett
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
#Terry Pratchett
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It...
#Terry Pratchett
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much...
#Terry Pratchett
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast...
#Terry Pratchett
Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands...
#Genius
I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living...
#Death
You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you...
#Drink
He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It fascinated people, they sometimes bought...
#Books
Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.
#Money
The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the...
#Intelligence
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but...
#Terry Pratchett
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