Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages

#Dreams

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

#Death, #Funny

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item...

#Funny, #Happiness

And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a...

#Age, #Funny

Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past...

#Age, #Funny

The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the...

#Intelligence

He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It fascinated people, they sometimes bought...

#Books

I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living...

#Death

Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands...

#Genius

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much...

#Terry Pratchett

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It...

#Terry Pratchett

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

#Terry Pratchett