Quotes by Terry Pratchett

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

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He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper...

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Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man...

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You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is...

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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so...

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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the...

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Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.

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Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

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Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too...

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