Quotes by Superbad

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

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Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth

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You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth

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Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks....

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Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

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I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca

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Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

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Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

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I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater

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Chicka chicka yeah! -Fogell

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Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

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Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels

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