Quotes by Ralphie May

I may have cut it a little close, but youll have heard that already by...

#Ralphie May

Man, Ive got forty pounds of underwear!

#Ralphie May

I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? its called Los Angeles.

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Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy?...

#Ralphie May

Man, I havent liked you since you froze Han Solo.

#Ralphie May