Quotes by Peter Griffin

Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.

#Peter Griffin

Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for...

#Peter Griffin

You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

#Peter Griffin

Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes...

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