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You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept...

You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept...

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it...

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it...

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite

That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is...

They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is...

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite

Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite

Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite

Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite

LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...

LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...