Quotes by Helen Rowland

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the...

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A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty

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When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay...

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Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just...

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

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A fool and her money are soon courted.

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A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see...

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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

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A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

#Helen Rowland