Time is bunk.
Quote by Douglas Adams
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a...
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where...
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have...
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that...
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who...
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...
A life that is burdened with expectations is a heavy life. Its fruit is sorrow...
If a psychiatric and scientific inquiry were to be made upon our rulers, mankind would...
It seems to be my fate to discover only the obvious: that children have sexual...
The analogy between the noises we make when these noises do not symbolize anything which...