Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.

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We're pretty! We are though, we're a good-looking band.

We're pretty! We are though, we're a good-looking band.

I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she...

I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she...

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so...

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so...

I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. I...

I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. I...

This is Davey. I'm not special.

This is Davey. I'm not special.

Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!

Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!

Guys, it's like a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his...

Guys, it's like a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his...

You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.

You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.

Oh so it's like sand or people.

Oh so it's like sand or people.

Beyonce smiled at me, though not because she knew who I was or anything, but...

Beyonce smiled at me, though not because she knew who I was or anything, but...

What's wrong with you?!

What's wrong with you?!

Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?

Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?

For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.

For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.

How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's...

How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's...

The thing that shoots the lightning

The thing that shoots the lightning

I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.

I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.

I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in...

I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in...

Can you turn into a kitty cat?

Can you turn into a kitty cat?

It began probably when I was about five years old, putting on my mother's lipstick.

It began probably when I was about five years old, putting on my mother's lipstick.

Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.

Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.