Quotes by Bill Maher

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

#Disease, #Sin

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

#Authority, #Youth

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

#Religion, #Spirituality

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed...

#Suicide

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.

#Funny, #People

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

#Awesome, #Funny