Quotes by Bender (The Cartoon Character)

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

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Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

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Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

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I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

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They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

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I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

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My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

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Life can be hilariously cruel.

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Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

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What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

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Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

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I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

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