Quotes by Art Buchwald

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a...

#Art Buchwald

I worship the quicksand he walks in.

#Art Buchwald

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

#Danger

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a...

#People

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

#Taxation

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

#Television

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

#Television

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

#Television

Whether its the best of times or the worst of times, its the only time...

#Tough Life

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the...

#Carpe Diem, #Live For Today