Curiosity, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or...#Ambrose Bierce
Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for...#Ambrose Bierce
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.#Ambrose Bierce
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal...#Ambrose Bierce
Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of...#Ambrose Bierce
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which...#Ambrose Bierce
