Quotes about Zoidberg

Your music is bad, and you should feel bad!

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I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness.

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I finally learned what it's like to be a grandmother; subjugated, yet honored.

#Zoidberg

You don't want to end up old and lonely like ZOIDBERG (cries) you were saying.

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Friends, a guinea pig tricked me!

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I have mail order degrees in murder-ology and murder-ometry.

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What you guys up to tonight. Im up for whatever.

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It's toe-tappingly tragic.

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Ooh, he new issue is out!

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Yippe ki yay! You'll never guess where I have been!

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You're student loans have been repayed? Then how about lending your old pal Zoidberg a...

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My house! It burned down! How did this happen?!

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