Quotes about Witty

The next best thing to being witty is to quote another's wit.

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Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.

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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

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Let's have some new cliches.

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I wisdom dwell with prudence, and find out knowledge of witty inventions.

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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something...

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One may be continually abusive without saying any thing just; but one cannot be always...

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You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.

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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

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A witty saying proves nothing.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport...

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If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts.

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