Quotes about Robert Benchley

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance...

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If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back...

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I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

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I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left...

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I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

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Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is...

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