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The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
#Robert Benchley
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
#Robert Benchley
If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back...
#Robert Benchley
In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance...
#Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
#Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I...
#Robert Benchley
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive,...
#Robert Benchley
Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street...
#Robert Benchley
Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But...
#Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
#Robert Benchley
Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is...
#Robert Benchley
I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
#Robert Benchley
I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left...
#Robert Benchley
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