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I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.

I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

I've created such a monster.

I've created such a monster.

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll...

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll...

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard...

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard...

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank...

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank...

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug...

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug...