Quotes about Marriage

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.

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Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.

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Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three meals a...

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When you're married you try harder

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Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

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Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you...

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Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnt even have when you...

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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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I'm no syllogism incarnate, but my wife makes me look like Immanuel Kant.

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Marriage functions best when both partners remain somewhat unmarried.

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Many women remain unmarried only because they were too smart to ever marry a man...

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When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

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