Quotes about Joan Rivers

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

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I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...

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Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

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Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

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