Quotes about Jersey Shore

Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

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It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

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I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

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I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

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Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

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These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

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The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation...

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No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

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What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

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Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

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I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

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