Quotes about Funny

Some say that the age of chivalry is past, that the spirit of romance is...

#Age, #Chivalry, #Funny

People say you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.

#Funny, #Love

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

#Children, #Funny

The chalk thing lebron does before games...isn't chalk. It's dust from his fingers being ringless.

#Basketball, #Funny

You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your...

#Funny, #Good Morning

A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.

#Age, #Funny

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

#College, #Funny, #Sex

I like children - fried.

#Funny

Nothing is inherently and invincibly young except spirit. And spirit can enter a human being...

#Age, #Funny

No one has ever come back from the other world. I can't console you, but...

#Age, #Funny

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

#Funny, #Women

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

#Funny, #Intelligence