Quotes about Fred A Allen

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then...

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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. I always...

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During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have...

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California is a great place to live if you're an orange.

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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your...

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A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can...

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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as...

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well...

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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

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Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice...

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