What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

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During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have...

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. I always...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. I always...

California is a great place to live if you're an orange.

California is a great place to live if you're an orange.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well...

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your...

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your...

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as...

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as...

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice...

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice...

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can...

A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can...

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then...

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then...

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

I'll let you in on a secret: I can't stand Jay Ward. I hate being...

I'll let you in on a secret: I can't stand Jay Ward. I hate being...

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind....

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind....

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted makeup. Forget the laughs, forget the...

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted makeup. Forget the laughs, forget the...

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility.

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility.

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is...

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is...

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when...

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when...

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life...

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life...