Quotes about Food

Passport Picture - A photo of a man that looks exactly the way his friends...

#Food

I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order...

#Disorder, #Food, #Funny

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

#America And Americans, #Food

Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?

#Food

I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.

#Food, #Funny

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your...

#Food

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

#Food

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

#Food

I have finally come to terms with the fact that I will never get the...

#Food

I have learned from an early age to abjured the use of meat, and the...

#Animals, #Food, #Murder

This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

#Food, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

#Chance, #Evolution, #Food