Quotes about Billy Madison

Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool!...

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I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

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I swear to God I'm sick! I can't go to school.

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You wanna know something? You suck!

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I disagree. Mortal Kombat is a very good game, but Donkey Kong is better.

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It's nudie magazine day!

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No, I will not make out with you!

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Peeing your pants is the coolest.

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It's too damn hot for a penguin just to be walking around!

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Odoyle rules! Odoyle, I got a feeling your whole families going down, but now I...

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Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit.

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Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops...

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