Quotes about Billy Madison

Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I...

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That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go!

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Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!

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Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!

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Soooooo hot, want to touch the heiney!

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No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants...

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Well I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some...

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Chlorophyll! More like borophyll!

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Lady, your scaring us.

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T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!

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That wasn't very nice. How about you sideburns? You want some of this milk?

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They don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk.

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