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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of...
#Ambrose Bierce
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities...
#Ambrose Bierce
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress,...
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
#Ambrose Bierce
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
#Ambrose Bierce
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to...
#Ambrose Bierce
The covers of this book are too far apart.
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
#Ambrose Bierce
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
#Ambrose Bierce
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
#Ambrose Bierce
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is...
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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
#Ambrose Bierce
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.
#Ambrose Bierce
Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of...
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Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself...
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