Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are...
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
RECOUNT, n. In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against...
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend...
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin. The man was in such deep distress, Said Tom,...
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the...
There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough...
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack...
When you doubt, abstain.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.
LONGEVITY, n. Uncommon extension of the fear of death.
Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which...
Perhaps the fact that we have seen millions voting themselves into complete dependence on a...
I would have voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964