Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall...#Age, #Ageing, #Funny
When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you're...#Ageing, #Anniversary, #Birthday
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...#Ageing, #Economics, #Inflation
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...#Age, #Ageing, #Funny
