You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.

Quote by Bill Lee

Topics: Sports Quotes

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which...

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which...

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good...

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good...

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in...

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in...

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button...

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

I miss New York. I still love how people talk to you on the street...

I miss New York. I still love how people talk to you on the street...

For about 15 minutes, Doug Flutie was the toast of New York-not just the toast...

For about 15 minutes, Doug Flutie was the toast of New York-not just the toast...

I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the...

I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the...

Blood sport is brought to its ultimate refinement in the gossip columns.

Blood sport is brought to its ultimate refinement in the gossip columns.