You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities.
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Joe Mantegna Quotes
You learn that not all things fall into a certain kind of pattern that can...
I've spent the better part of the last twenty-five years doing a lot of traveling.
If you're going to believe in a God, then you also have to equally believe...
That's why I really don't play cards or gamble. Because I'd crack.
You talk to the real cops and they say ninety percent of it is paperwork.
There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that...
Whenever you're going to play a real person, you run the risk of well, everybody...
When they were small and my wife really had no other responsibilities, except taking care...
There are a lot of people who will come to me for advice or whatever.
For every Mother Teresa, there's a Jeffrey Dahmer.
I'm in the wrong racket if I didn't want a public life.
I reached that day that I always thought might happen, where I say to myself...
I wouldn't be surprised if some day, they put the Simpsons in the Smithsonian. It's...
I mean, it's the life lessons that I suppose you learn that nobody gets a...
If at the end of the day, people look at it and say, oh, yeah,...
They put me in the drama class, and that's the path I've taken.
I did plays and movies and whatever all over the place.
There's good and evil going on. We have cops. We have robbers.
Dean Martin is one of my heroes.
I'm a character actor so I've jumped around to all kinds of things.