For every Mother Teresa, there's a Jeffrey Dahmer.
Quote by Joe Mantegna
Joe Mantegna Quotes
They put me in the drama class, and that's the path I've taken.
I reached that day that I always thought might happen, where I say to myself...
But what I will do is I'll acknowledge it and if it can be of...
There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that...
You talk to the real cops and they say ninety percent of it is paperwork.
There's good and evil going on. We have cops. We have robbers.
For the last thirty years in my career I never know what I'm doing next.
I mean, believe me, I'm not for censorship.
I've spent the better part of the last twenty-five years doing a lot of traveling.
Dean Martin is one of my heroes.
You learn that not all things fall into a certain kind of pattern that can...
I'm a character actor so I've jumped around to all kinds of things.
I wouldn't be surprised if some day, they put the Simpsons in the Smithsonian. It's...
I'm in the wrong racket if I didn't want a public life.
I mean, it's the life lessons that I suppose you learn that nobody gets a...
If at the end of the day, people look at it and say, oh, yeah,...
When I played Dean Martin, he was dead when we made the movie but there...
You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for...
If you're going to believe in a God, then you also have to equally believe...
There are a lot of people who will come to me for advice or whatever.