You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a tough job. You have to solve people's problems, you have to baby-sit people, you have to always be doing this cat-and-mouse game with the bad…

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I'm always learning from experiences because each one is different and there are different players...

I'm always learning from experiences because each one is different and there are different players...

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph,...

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph,...

I love my children beyond all reason. They're my joy, even when they're wild with...

I love my children beyond all reason. They're my joy, even when they're wild with...

The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share...

The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share...

There was a friend of ours who worked with a girl who had said she...

There was a friend of ours who worked with a girl who had said she...

I'd have to say Bali's my favorite place that I've visited.

I'd have to say Bali's my favorite place that I've visited.

We're real fortunate to have such a unique cast.

We're real fortunate to have such a unique cast.

The reason why I hate working in theatre is the tedium of memorisation. But once...

The reason why I hate working in theatre is the tedium of memorisation. But once...

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop...

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop...

I took acting classes in college, and once I graduated, I decided to give acting...

I took acting classes in college, and once I graduated, I decided to give acting...

Whoever envisions not one but two series in New York?

Whoever envisions not one but two series in New York?

You can be childlike without being childish.

You can be childlike without being childish.

This is a dream come true. To wake up in a place that I own...

This is a dream come true. To wake up in a place that I own...

I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally...

I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally...

It's just nice to work hard and be rewarded, which is having lots of people...

It's just nice to work hard and be rewarded, which is having lots of people...

It ain't easy to break out of a mold, but if you do your work,...

It ain't easy to break out of a mold, but if you do your work,...

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in...

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in...

My first thought when I came here was that I understood why there are so...

My first thought when I came here was that I understood why there are so...

Look, I hate to sound like Pollyanna, but I literally can't wait to get to...

Look, I hate to sound like Pollyanna, but I literally can't wait to get to...

I'm just an actor, but if the extra part of it is that I'm helping...

I'm just an actor, but if the extra part of it is that I'm helping...