I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.

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I like intellectual journeys.

I like intellectual journeys.

It's great to be recognized when I'm looking for a table at a crowded restaurant,...

It's great to be recognized when I'm looking for a table at a crowded restaurant,...

I never find sincerity offensive... so, be sincere.

I never find sincerity offensive... so, be sincere.

I'm always learning from experiences because each one is different and there are different players...

I'm always learning from experiences because each one is different and there are different players...

My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working...

My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working...

In my own defense, I wrote a one-man show, and that to me was more...

In my own defense, I wrote a one-man show, and that to me was more...

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph,...

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph,...

I really love to act; I love everything about it. I've never had this addiction...

I really love to act; I love everything about it. I've never had this addiction...

I think we present extreme aspects of human behavior and hopefully get at times, messages...

I think we present extreme aspects of human behavior and hopefully get at times, messages...

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask...

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask...

I'm so busy these days. I forget everything but my lines.

I'm so busy these days. I forget everything but my lines.

Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can...

Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can...

I love to act. I need to act. It's the big itch I need to...

I love to act. I need to act. It's the big itch I need to...

If you take life at face value, it loses its luster pretty quickly. If you...

If you take life at face value, it loses its luster pretty quickly. If you...

When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every...

When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every...

But when you're a working actor - and that's what you keep saying in your...

But when you're a working actor - and that's what you keep saying in your...

I had no expectations about fatherhood, really, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to...

I had no expectations about fatherhood, really, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to...

De Niro was a hero of mine. And Sean Penn. But I've realized I can't...

De Niro was a hero of mine. And Sean Penn. But I've realized I can't...

The reason why I hate working in theatre is the tedium of memorisation. But once...

The reason why I hate working in theatre is the tedium of memorisation. But once...

I don't get called very often to play innocents.

I don't get called very often to play innocents.