I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.

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My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working...

My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working...

I'd like to go away for six months and learn to kiteboard and windsurf. I...

I'd like to go away for six months and learn to kiteboard and windsurf. I...

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask...

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask...

Crime is one of the leads of the show. If there's ever anything that deals...

Crime is one of the leads of the show. If there's ever anything that deals...

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in...

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in...

I love to act. I need to act. It's the big itch I need to...

I love to act. I need to act. It's the big itch I need to...

I don't get called very often to play innocents.

I don't get called very often to play innocents.

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop...

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop...

My first thought when I came here was that I understood why there are so...

My first thought when I came here was that I understood why there are so...

The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share...

The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share...

But I came from a conservative Republican background.

But I came from a conservative Republican background.

In my own defense, I wrote a one-man show, and that to me was more...

In my own defense, I wrote a one-man show, and that to me was more...

I like intellectual journeys.

I like intellectual journeys.

I'm just an actor, but if the extra part of it is that I'm helping...

I'm just an actor, but if the extra part of it is that I'm helping...

I still have a dream of one day - I would love to hire a...

I still have a dream of one day - I would love to hire a...

But when you're a working actor - and that's what you keep saying in your...

But when you're a working actor - and that's what you keep saying in your...

I took acting classes in college, and once I graduated, I decided to give acting...

I took acting classes in college, and once I graduated, I decided to give acting...

It is a weird feeling to have people go, Hey Chris like they know me....

It is a weird feeling to have people go, Hey Chris like they know me....

There was a friend of ours who worked with a girl who had said she...

There was a friend of ours who worked with a girl who had said she...

You can watch any episode you want and have a compelling story being told.

You can watch any episode you want and have a compelling story being told.