I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.

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I'm a nudist at heart.

I'm a nudist at heart.

I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast. You...

I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast. You...

My first thought when I came here was that I understood why there are so...

My first thought when I came here was that I understood why there are so...

Whoever envisions not one but two series in New York?

Whoever envisions not one but two series in New York?

But when you're a working actor - and that's what you keep saying in your...

But when you're a working actor - and that's what you keep saying in your...

You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a...

You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a...

I take this art very seriously and passionately. I love what I do. You can't...

I take this art very seriously and passionately. I love what I do. You can't...

I had great faith in Irish actors, that they'd be hip to the whole theatre...

I had great faith in Irish actors, that they'd be hip to the whole theatre...

I still have a dream of one day - I would love to hire a...

I still have a dream of one day - I would love to hire a...

I love my children beyond all reason. They're my joy, even when they're wild with...

I love my children beyond all reason. They're my joy, even when they're wild with...

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop...

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop...

The reason why I hate working in theatre is the tedium of memorisation. But once...

The reason why I hate working in theatre is the tedium of memorisation. But once...

There was a friend of ours who worked with a girl who had said she...

There was a friend of ours who worked with a girl who had said she...

If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then...

If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then...

I love feeling the crispness of fall and the sensuality of spring.

I love feeling the crispness of fall and the sensuality of spring.

I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally...

I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally...

Crime is one of the leads of the show. If there's ever anything that deals...

Crime is one of the leads of the show. If there's ever anything that deals...

I took acting classes in college, and once I graduated, I decided to give acting...

I took acting classes in college, and once I graduated, I decided to give acting...

It's just nice to work hard and be rewarded, which is having lots of people...

It's just nice to work hard and be rewarded, which is having lots of people...

We're real fortunate to have such a unique cast.

We're real fortunate to have such a unique cast.