I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.

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I've written a couple screenplays and half-finished plays.

I've written a couple screenplays and half-finished plays.

It ain't easy to break out of a mold, but if you do your work,...

It ain't easy to break out of a mold, but if you do your work,...

It is a weird feeling to have people go, Hey Chris like they know me....

It is a weird feeling to have people go, Hey Chris like they know me....

I'm always learning from experiences because each one is different and there are different players...

I'm always learning from experiences because each one is different and there are different players...

I love to act. I need to act. It's the big itch I need to...

I love to act. I need to act. It's the big itch I need to...

If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then...

If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then...

I don't get called very often to play innocents.

I don't get called very often to play innocents.

We went online to surrogacy agencies. We interviewed lots of people - and I have...

We went online to surrogacy agencies. We interviewed lots of people - and I have...

I have worried about getting pigeon-holed, but now I think I've done enough weird, offbeat...

I have worried about getting pigeon-holed, but now I think I've done enough weird, offbeat...

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop...

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop...

I'm so busy these days. I forget everything but my lines.

I'm so busy these days. I forget everything but my lines.

This is a dream come true. To wake up in a place that I own...

This is a dream come true. To wake up in a place that I own...

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph,...

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph,...

When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every...

When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every...

You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a...

You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a...

Whoever envisions not one but two series in New York?

Whoever envisions not one but two series in New York?

I take this art very seriously and passionately. I love what I do. You can't...

I take this art very seriously and passionately. I love what I do. You can't...

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in...

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in...

I had no expectations about fatherhood, really, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to...

I had no expectations about fatherhood, really, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to...

I love my children beyond all reason. They're my joy, even when they're wild with...

I love my children beyond all reason. They're my joy, even when they're wild with...