You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.

Quote by Frank Crane

Topics: Witty Quotes

Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one thing...

Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one thing...

A good motto is: use friendliness but do not use your friends.

A good motto is: use friendliness but do not use your friends.

Habits are safer than rules; you don't have to watch them. And you don't have...

Habits are safer than rules; you don't have to watch them. And you don't have...

What is a friend? I will tell you... it is someone with whom you dare...

What is a friend? I will tell you... it is someone with whom you dare...

You do not succeed because you do not know what you want, but because you...

You do not succeed because you do not know what you want, but because you...

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

Most of the things we decide are not what we know to be the best....

Most of the things we decide are not what we know to be the best....

Education is the fire-proofer of emotions

Education is the fire-proofer of emotions

Next, in importance to books are their titles.

Next, in importance to books are their titles.

Habits are safer than rules; you don't have to watch them. And you don't have...

Habits are safer than rules; you don't have to watch them. And you don't have...

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment...

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment...

Your sole contribution to the sum of things is yourself.

Your sole contribution to the sum of things is yourself.

The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it is...

The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it is...

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment...

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment...

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech

'Trust' is important. But once a promise is broken 'sorry' means nothing.

'Trust' is important. But once a promise is broken 'sorry' means nothing.

We must respect the past, and mistrust the present, if we wish to provide for...

We must respect the past, and mistrust the present, if we wish to provide for...

Those who trust us educate us.

Those who trust us educate us.

Here at work we're all just trying to get a job done. My people have...

Here at work we're all just trying to get a job done. My people have...

Depend upon yourself. Make your judgement trustworthy by trusting it. You can develop good judgement...

Depend upon yourself. Make your judgement trustworthy by trusting it. You can develop good judgement...